don't waste your time or time will waste you
Go beyond the frontiers of yourself
Deredere: I wonder if senpai will notice me if I make him bento today!
Tsundere: I-it's not like I want senpai to notice me or anything...! He isn't that cool anyway!
Yandere: Senpai! I removed your girlfriend who was in the way of our fated love. Will you notice me now? Why won't you notice me, senpai!?
Dandere: I don't think senpai would notice me anyway, so it doesn't matter...
Kuudere: I don't really care whether senpai notices me or not.
Himedere: If senpai wants me to notice him, he better kneel down and lick my shoes.
Thugdere: Senpai a bitch ass nigga anyway, thats why I stole that niggas wallet


me when i find out i have a substitute for my worst subject 




hey look


it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing




things girls dont like about boys

  • "ew stop talking about tampons tmi"
  • *draws penis on literally everything*
  • "whoa chill out it’s just a joke"
  • "yeah it’s 8 inches"
  • "she looks like such a bitch"
  • "lmao im such a lesbian"
  • "if you like girls why dont you dress like one"
  • "Yeah childbirth hurts but have you ever been kicked in the balls"

"period cramps cant be that bad”

"Jesus. Are you on your period?

(Source: becqeurel)


ooh a friendship bracelet!!! oh my it’s silver, you really shouldn’t have. wait uh it’s a little tight 
"you’re under arrest sir"


I live in constant fear of being shit on by a bird